Vague questions

I don't know if kids just think I'm a mind reader or if they honestly think they always communicate the necessary information to me.

Little Miss Questions walked up and asked "What is that red stuff that's not chapstick?"
Without even trying to clarify, I said, "Blood."
She shook her head, "No, it's-"
"Jello," I interupted.
"No! It goes on your lips!" she said.
"Oh... lipstick."